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All Noobs must die

All Noobs must die

96K plays 4.0 out of 5

Overview

The Hacker invites you to a deadly tournament! Will you be able to protect the obsidian portal from zombies and survive? If yes, you will receive a reward for the challenge — the fulfillment of your wish! Build traps, have fun and wield weapons in the battle against an army of zombies! Strike levers with your pickaxe and activate rare traps! Mine resources with your pickaxe to craft new weapons at the crafting table! ∎ Noob, Pro, Herobrine and their girlfriends! ∎ Weapons: bows, shotguns, pistols, rifles, and of course, a pickaxe! ∎ 5 weapon qualities: common (white), uncommon (green), rare (blue), epic (purple), and legendary (yellow). ∎ Magical traps, turrets, and secret levers! ∎ Biomes: Monster School, Jail Break, Villager Village! ∎ Monsters: zombies, skeletons and hellish bosses! ∎ Shop with cute animals! ∎ Meme Endings — video clips at the end of the game. The Hacker trolls Noob, Pro, Herobrine, and their girlfriends! Crush and smash zombies in this fun action-strategy game!

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How to play

  1. Open the game

    Press Play now and the game opens on its own screen.

  2. Follow the in-game instructions

    The controls and goals are shown inside the game as you play.

  3. Use the game menu

    The floating button over the game reloads it, saves it to your favourites, or takes you back out.

Game instructions

∎ On mobile devices: Control using the mobile joystick. Swipe on the right half of the screen to rotate the camera. After selecting the desired trap, press the button and, without releasing it, drag it to the desired location on the game field. Combine slowing effects with offensive ones. Use resources to craft rarer items. ∎ On desktop: Standard WASD controls. After selecting a trap, press the button and, without releasing it, drag it to the desired location on the game field. Build your own defense using traps, turrets, and magic towers. Combine the slowing effects of traps with offensive ones. Mine resources with your pickaxe to craft new weapons at the crafting table. Use resources to craft rarer items. Have fun!

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